 Разработка, производство и продажа радиоэлектронной аппаратуры  |
Требуется программист в Зеленограде
- обработка данных с датчиков; ColdFire; 40 тыс. e-mail:jobsmp@pochta.ru |
% why not?
No match.
% gotta light?
No match.
% !1984
1984: Event not found. # (on some systems)
% How's my lovemaking?
Unmatched '.
% "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% [Where is my brain?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
% cd /tmp
% touch this; chmod 000 this
% ln -s /usr/bin/touch U
% U this
U: cannot touch this: no write permission
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% drink % alias alias alias % cat catfood % cat "food in cans" % nice man woman % man pussy % rm God % ar r God % Unmatched ". % write desert % man you % !bluemoon % scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D % cat 'the can of tuna' % rm Quayle-brains % cat "door: paws too slippery" % lost % make war % mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages %touch me % ar x "my love life" % ar x "matey, the treasure" % talk Comrade Khruchev
opener: not found
alias: Too dangerous to alias that.
cat: cannot open catfood
cat: can't open food in cans
No manual entry for woman.
No manual entry for pussy.
rm: God nonexistent
ar: creating God
Unmatched ".
desert is not logged on.
No manual entry for you.
bluemoon: Event not found.
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
cat: cannot open the can of tuna
rm: Quayle-brains nonexistent
cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery
lost: not found
Make: Don't know how to make war. Stop.
yellow_pages: Is a directory
%chmod 000 me
%touch me
touch: cannot touch me: permission denied
ar: my love life does not exist
ar: matey, the tresure does not exist
% talk Gorvachev@Kremlin
talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.
[Your party is not logged on]
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